5 REASONS YOU SHOULD NEVER HIRE JOHNNYPUETZ NYC VIDEO PRODUCTION

Look, we get it. Choosing a video production agency in NYC is a big deal. There are thousands of us. But honestly? We aren’t for everyone. In fact, there are some very specific reasons why you should probably close this tab and find a bloated, slow-moving corporate agency instead.

If you’re looking for a reason to swipe left on johnnypuetz Productions, here are five deal-breakers that usually send the "wrong" clients packing.

1. YOU ABSOLUTELY DESPISE BEING ON SCHEDULE

If your love language is "missed deadlines" and "vague delivery dates," you are going to hate working with us. We have this annoying habit of treating a video production timeline like a sacred text.

Whether it’s commercial video production or a quick social edit, we show up on time and deliver when we say we will. If you prefer the adrenaline rush of wondering whether your videographer remembered what day it is, you should probably hire someone else.

2. YOU THINK 'OUTSIDE THE BOX' IS A DANGEROUS PLACE

Some people like things exactly as they’ve always been done... boring, safe, and invisible. If you want a corporate video production that looks like a 1994 HR training manual, don't call us.

We’re a creative video agency that actually likes to... well, be creative. We like to pitch wild ideas, use dynamic lighting, and maybe even hang out of a helicopter to get the shot. If "innovation" makes you break out in hives, our NYC videography team will probably make you very uncomfortable with all their "good ideas."

3. YOU PREFER WORKING WITH "YES-MEN" (AND WOMEN)

Do you want an agency that nods politely while you suggest a 12-minute testimonial video of your CEO reading a spreadsheet? Then keep moving.

At johnnypuetz, we act as partners, not just "guys with cameras." If we think an idea won't serve your brand or engage your audience, we’ll tell you. We care about the final product actually working for your business. If you find professional honesty offensive, we’re a total nightmare.

4. YOU'RE LOOKING FOR "ALMOST GOOD" QUALITY

If your brand aesthetic is "shaky iPhone footage with bad audio," our cinematic interview videos and professional brand films are going to be way too much for you.

We specialize in high-impact, professional video production in New York City. We use the right gear, the right lighting, and the right editing techniques. If you abhor polished, world-class content that makes your competitors look amateur, you should definitely avoid our portfolio at all cost!

5. YOU HATE NYC VIDEO PRODUCTION GRIT AND EFFICIENCY

We are a true NYC video production agency. That means we move fast, we’re efficient, and we know how to navigate this city without missing a beat.

If you prefer an agency that needs six months of "pre-visualization meetings" and a crew of 40 people to film a simple interview, our lean, mean, professional machine will be way too efficient for your liking. We get things done right the first time. Disgusting, right?

STILL HERE?

If none of those reasons scared you off, then you might actually be our kind of people. We promise to keep being "annoyingly" creative, professional, and on time. Just don't say we didn't warn you!

Ready to risk it? Let’s get started on your next project.